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• Can I have fries with that shake!
• If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
• Is your name Gillette?...because you're the best a man can get.
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk."
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• Bond. James Bond.
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
• Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
• Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
• Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• If I pet you, would you follow me home?
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
• Hi! Can I buy you a car?

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